the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(via theseaandmee)

"Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it."

Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)

always reblog

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

(via jayyhunnyy)

"You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much."

The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides (via bl-ossomed)

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person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.